'Twas two weeks

before Christmas

And all through the house

Not a webmaster was stirring

Not even a cordless mouse ...

But then came word

of a fine promotion

One that was bound

to cause a great commotion

$50 per Join for an entire week

That's some serious coin,

so to speak ...

Adult Elite was the

source of the chatter

Any trial you promote,

it really doesn't matter

We'll fill your stockings

with cash right and quick

Cause when you've got AE

who the fuck needs St. Nick?